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A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
by Sippin on a 40 November 06, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!

Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
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Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.
She said i have a schlong dong!
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