5 definitions by xWhatDa
A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.
Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
by xWhatDa April 27, 2023
A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)
Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"
by xWhatDa November 11, 2022
by xWhatDa November 10, 2022
The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.
Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
by xWhatDa December 5, 2022