3 definitions by B1BrealBu

The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.
I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.
by B1BrealBu May 16, 2018
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1)Someone who likes or needs to tease a man's member to get it as hard as possible before intercourse.
2)Someone who has no choice but to satisfy themselves, sexually, because they have no one willing to do it for them .
1)Man, after drinking all night a girl better be a chubby plumper or I'll never get hard enough to have sex.

2) Women are so touchy these days I have to be my own chubby plumoer.

Yeah I've got a girlfriend but we havent had sex in weeks , I can either be a chubby plumper, leave her or cheat. I chose chubby plumper. (For now)
by B1BrealBu May 4, 2023
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1)A woman who is so attractive that every man looking is arroused to the point of having an errection.

2)Getting a man arrosed by rubbing and stroking his penis.

2)Erotic thoughts that arouse a man enough that he gets an errection.
Man it's been so long since my girlfriend and I have had sex, Im plumping a chubby just thinking about it.

Now that girl is what I call a chubby plumper.
by B1BrealBu May 4, 2023
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