Schwendtke 

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.

“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”

Schwendtke by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019

scheidted 

1. A sincere backstab with no remorse

2. To announce krunk ass festivities and get the hopes of many up, then shoot them down like a wounded duck

3. To say your gonna go with your boys somewhere, only to cancel at the last moment leaving them to wonder what the hell happend

1. I've been scheidted!!!!

2. Dude you said we can come over, don't scheidt me!

3. Yo Trzupek remember when you scheidted Bainer last nite and he started crying.

4. Dude Stepno you said you were gonna come to the mall with me, don't scheidt me.

scheidted by Carl J.Sanders January 25, 2009

Schendel 

A last name of Germanic origin. It means shingles, as in the kind on a roof.

Schendel is similar to last names such as Baker, Fletcher and Shoemaker. These names were created when last names were simply the family profession.

Schendel by Schendelster February 5, 2008

Schendtism 

A rare and debilitating medical condition usually resulting in speech deficiencies, excessive weight gain, increased wearing of sweatpants, decreased cognitive function, mental confusion, and the development of torpedo tits.

That obese guy in the sweatpants with the huge grundy who looks like he has down syndrome must have schendtism.

Schendtism by The Tit Nippler March 19, 2010

Schendtism 

being an excessive douchebag who can not pick up on social cues such as sarcasm and speaks like he/she is stuck in the 1800s

I shall not be able to join you this morning as i have come down with schendtism

Schendtism by shetbeg May 15, 2011

Schenatron 

A human who whishes to be a robot, walks in a mechanical way- as if hes doing the robot. Never shows emotions and has a very bitchy attitude.

Tom:Dude stop being such a schenatron! and feel up ur girl.
David:'F' u im not into that sort of thing

Schenatron by Robotron March 7, 2007