A Schauermann Joke 

This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.

While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.

A Schauermann Joke by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011

Angry Schneiderman 

While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. After you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell "Wake up bitch!".

Dude, my woman fell asleep on the couch AGAIN so I gave her an Angry Schneiderman!

Angry Schneiderman by Joe Zarthon May 23, 2006

schneiderman 

To be cocky. To think that you are better than someone else. To be a gym class hero.

dude, I'm better than you, I'm just Schneiderman I guess

schneiderman by caleb A. December 10, 2007

Shnaiderman 

A word which can be used as a synonym for any swear word. It can be used at any time, in any scenario, in place of a crude swear. It can also be used as verb in some instances.

OmSg thats a big Shnaiderman on your neck. You should seriously get that Shnaiderman checked out it could be cancerous. I couldnt give a Shnaiderman right now. Shut the Snaiderman up Bill.

Shnaiderman by Samuel Cantori February 15, 2009

Grumpy Schneiderman 

When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.

Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts

Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that

Grumpy Schneiderman by assman19 October 24, 2011

Jake Schneiderman 

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"

Jake Schneiderman by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022