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While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. After you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell "Wake up bitch!".
Dude, my woman fell asleep on the couch AGAIN so I gave her an Angry Schneiderman!
by Joe Zarthon May 16, 2006
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