The scenester is a male, female, or an "it" usually falling between the ages of 16-21. At the core of their lifestyle is their apparent love for music, usually of an obscure genre. Their clothing and attitude reflects their taste in music. Scenesters usually migrate in groups, most of them are the same person, and therefore look very similar. The typical scenester wears a t-shirt usually from Hot Topic (although the more "conformist" scenesters go to Stitches) and a pair of tight jeans. Their accessories include awkward headwear, oversized aviators, plastic jewelry, and the scenester can often be seen with a cigarette at hand. Scenesters, as the name suggests, are the first to hop onto a bandwagon - whether it's longboarding or the new drug. Scenesters found on the internet have usernames typically consisting of two words seperated by an "x." Members of this species usually travel in mid-90's sedans in large numbers. Scenesters are often mistaken for their more common, upbeat cousin - the hipster.
Gatekeeper: "Are you guys here to see the drifters?"
Scenester: "Sure are." (Takes short drag on cigarette.)
Scenester 1: "Goin' to the Rise Against concert?"
Scenester 2: "Fuck you!"
Scenester 3: "Fuck!"
Scenester: "Sure are." (Takes short drag on cigarette.)
Scenester 1: "Goin' to the Rise Against concert?"
Scenester 2: "Fuck you!"
Scenester 3: "Fuck!"
by The Oppression of The Man May 26, 2009
An individual who partakes in 'myspace' trends, while obtaining mild obscurity fashion taste, and claiming to be unique, while hanging out with people that look exactly the same. Some modern day trends have de-evolutionized this idiocy to a new level and they are as follows:
br00tal names (i.e. HENRY HORROR, CHRIS CANNIBAL, DAVID MASSACRE)
tight pants; usually girl pants
slip-on shoes such as vans
the XS hoodie with a band that they don't even listen to but bought it at a show, cause it looked cool
posting on bulletins:
w4wing, pc4pc, s4s (whore 4 whore)(picture comment 4 picture comment) (sign 4 sign)
or some train called 'HORRIFIC PERFECTION' with pictures of people at their best angles.
Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear, Diamonds, Bats paraphernalia
Covering your face with as much hair as possible (To make yourself look a lot more attractive than you already are)
Having Drop Dead and/or Bring Me The Horizon on your Top Friends.
Going to shows and gossiping about other scenesters.
Usually wearing black band shirts.
Making a gang and telling everyone to post it on their myspace.
br00tal names (i.e. HENRY HORROR, CHRIS CANNIBAL, DAVID MASSACRE)
tight pants; usually girl pants
slip-on shoes such as vans
the XS hoodie with a band that they don't even listen to but bought it at a show, cause it looked cool
posting on bulletins:
w4wing, pc4pc, s4s (whore 4 whore)(picture comment 4 picture comment) (sign 4 sign)
or some train called 'HORRIFIC PERFECTION' with pictures of people at their best angles.
Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear, Diamonds, Bats paraphernalia
Covering your face with as much hair as possible (To make yourself look a lot more attractive than you already are)
Having Drop Dead and/or Bring Me The Horizon on your Top Friends.
Going to shows and gossiping about other scenesters.
Usually wearing black band shirts.
Making a gang and telling everyone to post it on their myspace.
Hector Horrid - Chris Contagious is soooo popular he has 4782462 friends.
Amanda Anesthetic - AND HE'S ON AP|VIP|DS|NP|OK!!!
Hector Horrid - He's a way better scenester than me. =
Amanda Anesthetic - AND HE'S ON AP|VIP|DS|NP|OK!!!
Hector Horrid - He's a way better scenester than me. =
by AlexanderEMPIRE December 23, 2007
An ex-scene kid who believes that they have grown up because they cut their hair, began wearing black, thick-framed glasses, and replaced their band tees with sweaters, but still dons the same beliefs, personality, and taste in music as before. A trend from 2012-2013 that is still currently ongoing. Scenesters are physically very close to the look of the "Hipster", but do not tend to have a hipster outlook on trends, music, etc.
Girl: My gosh, my ex cut off all his hair the other day claiming that scene kids are dead and it's time to grow up.
Friend: Oh my god, no way.
Girl: Little did he know I caught him listening to Blood on the Dance Floor the other day.
Friend: NO WAY!? What a scenester!
Girl: Yeah, you can change a scene kids clothes, but you can't change the scene kid.
Friend: Oh my god, no way.
Girl: Little did he know I caught him listening to Blood on the Dance Floor the other day.
Friend: NO WAY!? What a scenester!
Girl: Yeah, you can change a scene kids clothes, but you can't change the scene kid.
by The_Brimmy June 12, 2013
-A girl or guy
-black choppy hair dyed blonde red or neon in a random place
-septum ring
-plastic jewelry
-patterns
-retro/vintage
-biig sunglasses
-lotz of makeup
'The scene' is a controvesy among teens today. Most people are just jealous of these radd kidds.
Scenesters focus is fasion and a specific type of music (alternative, indie, rock, metal, etc.)
Scenesters go to shows a lott.
The Scene fashion consits of:
bows
little kid shirts
tight jeans
lots of makeup and plastic jewelry
for girls
and
thight band tees
drainpipe jeans
eyeliner
for guys
BANDANA!
-black choppy hair dyed blonde red or neon in a random place
-septum ring
-plastic jewelry
-patterns
-retro/vintage
-biig sunglasses
-lotz of makeup
'The scene' is a controvesy among teens today. Most people are just jealous of these radd kidds.
Scenesters focus is fasion and a specific type of music (alternative, indie, rock, metal, etc.)
Scenesters go to shows a lott.
The Scene fashion consits of:
bows
little kid shirts
tight jeans
lots of makeup and plastic jewelry
for girls
and
thight band tees
drainpipe jeans
eyeliner
for guys
BANDANA!
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: OMFG theres a RADD show tonight
bangxcore: shoot son you know imma be there
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: wat r U wearin
bangxcore: wtff cunt
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: to thee show
bangxcore: aww sorry i thot you wer a perv
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: aww i love u to you are so radd <3
bangxcore: u da 2nd coolest scenester eva <3
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: bitch go die kthxbai
bangxcore: shoot son you know imma be there
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: wat r U wearin
bangxcore: wtff cunt
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: to thee show
bangxcore: aww sorry i thot you wer a perv
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: aww i love u to you are so radd <3
bangxcore: u da 2nd coolest scenester eva <3
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: bitch go die kthxbai
by scenexcorefolife August 8, 2006
Someone who follows a particular trend (mostly musical) to become more noticable and 'deep'. Being a scenester involves , having fake intrests in things that other people dont like and possibly things that are abstract and strange. Musically a scenester will listen to whatever other do not listen to, and shuns mainstream music for no reason. They will often try to come up with the most unknown bands as possible in order to be more knowledgeable about underground and local music than you are. Often uses words such as, "rad, madcore, the sex, sexy, ace" Etc. Or make up new words to seem at the forefront of being 'in fashion'. Will often like music from past era's because of their distaste in anything current.
The opposite of "down to earth"
The opposite of "down to earth"
Person 1: Hey, so what kinda music d'you like?
Person 2: Uhh, mainly local shiz. I find its much radder than any of that mainstream bullshit. Im really beginning to get into this totally unknown band called "Prolific Utilizations"
Person 1: Fuck off Scenester.
Person 2: Uhh, mainly local shiz. I find its much radder than any of that mainstream bullshit. Im really beginning to get into this totally unknown band called "Prolific Utilizations"
Person 1: Fuck off Scenester.
by MikeSloane April 18, 2007
To quote another definition:
If you consider yourself emo and listen to Dashboard Confessional, Fall Out Boy, All-American rejects, or Hawthorne Heights then your probably a scenesters for you follow a so-called trend or in this case scene.
Now here's something to chew on kiddies:
Much as I hate labels let's say I am a prep and I listen to the Sex Pistols. Does that make me punk? I think not.
Now let's say I am emo and happen to listen to one of the bands named above. Does that make me a poser?
Especially if I never claimed that the band was emo, I simply enjoy the music.
It's kind of sad that our characters should be judged by what kind of music we listen to. Maybe we should get to know people before we judge them.
If you consider yourself emo and listen to Dashboard Confessional, Fall Out Boy, All-American rejects, or Hawthorne Heights then your probably a scenesters for you follow a so-called trend or in this case scene.
Now here's something to chew on kiddies:
Much as I hate labels let's say I am a prep and I listen to the Sex Pistols. Does that make me punk? I think not.
Now let's say I am emo and happen to listen to one of the bands named above. Does that make me a poser?
Especially if I never claimed that the band was emo, I simply enjoy the music.
It's kind of sad that our characters should be judged by what kind of music we listen to. Maybe we should get to know people before we judge them.
Girl thinks of me and my friends as scenesters because we wear lots of black clothes, make up, and nail polish, and like metal, and punk rock.
Girl is stupid enough to voice her opinion.
I punch her in her face and tell her to learn a little bit more about me before she goes judging me because I SEEM to fit into a certain stereotype.
Girl is stupid enough to voice her opinion.
I punch her in her face and tell her to learn a little bit more about me before she goes judging me because I SEEM to fit into a certain stereotype.
by DeLana July 17, 2006
Someone who looks like an emo kid dipped in a vat of Tokyo.
I mean seriously, they listen to pretty awful music and they think they're the shit. Except scene girls usually look like cheap hookers (see sparkly eyeliner) and scene guys look like they could easily be girls. Additionally, both sexes seem to think it's cool and "original" to have hair that resembles mullets seen on members of Motley Crue.
Usually seen roaming the racks of Urban Outfitters, Trash and Vaudeville (New York) and Topshop.
They also read NME. But not to look at the pictures. They like actually read it... and then send in letters. I personally enjoy reading them because they think their opinion matters.
I mean seriously, they listen to pretty awful music and they think they're the shit. Except scene girls usually look like cheap hookers (see sparkly eyeliner) and scene guys look like they could easily be girls. Additionally, both sexes seem to think it's cool and "original" to have hair that resembles mullets seen on members of Motley Crue.
Usually seen roaming the racks of Urban Outfitters, Trash and Vaudeville (New York) and Topshop.
They also read NME. But not to look at the pictures. They like actually read it... and then send in letters. I personally enjoy reading them because they think their opinion matters.
Go to your local town centre. See that loser with the brightly coloured jeans, studded belt, leopard print top and 80s hair with pink in it? Well that there's a scenester. Feel free to throw things at it.
by Elle Forrest-Woods August 29, 2008