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scenetard 

1. a person devoted to whatever music/clothing style is popular in the mainstream but does not actually know why they embrace it.

2. a person who listens to screamo but calls it metal.

3. a person who is willing to pay 15 dollars or more to go see a local screamo/hardcore band but has never actually heard of the band or at least has never heard any of their music.

4. a person who believes that wearing an outfit from hot topic makes you punk rock.

5. a person who believes that the band paramore is a punk rock band.

6. a person who has compared the jonas brothers to the beatles.

7. a boy or girl who will pay $60.00 for a hoodie and then only wear it once.

8. a girl who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

9. a guy who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

10. a kid who believes their problems are worse than everyone elses even though they live in an upper middle class home and have a a television, stereo, and at least one current video game system all in their rooms.

11. a person that mis spells words on purpose and/ or uses caps in the wrong places.
1) I don't know why I like it, all my friends do so I guess I do too. wow, your such a scenetard.

2) yeah man, the devil wears prada is more metal than pantera. dude shut the fuck up you stupid scenetard.

3) I don't know this band, but all my friends are going so I will go too. way to follow the crowd you scenetard.

4) wow, this $30.00 hello kitty shirt is so punk rock. it would be more punk rock if you killed yourself you stupid scenetard.

5) I love paramore. their singer has dyed red hair, they are SO punk! No they are not scenetard.

6)I swear. nick is so CUTE!!!!! they are like the next beatles or something! said the scenetard.

7) this hoodie is so cute!!!!! but it doesn't go with anything I have. oh well, I will just wear it out the store. waste your parents money some more scenetard.

8) wow, that guy is so hawt! your a scenetard.

9) wow, that guy is so HAWT! you are also a scenetard.

10) I can't believe my girl dumped me. aw man. I'm gonna go play xbox and forget about my problems while I look up porn off of my laptop with a high speed internet connection.
why don't you go jack off somewhere else you scentard in a scenetard way.

11) omg thAt gUY Es sOOOooooO HAwT!!! and he SOunDs so BROOTAL!!! use spell check you scenetard.
scenetard by i9incher August 15, 2009

Sceneitize

To turn someone who isn't scene into a scene kid by manner of their clothes and hair.
Emily: Kevin, when are we gonna Sceneitize you?
Kevin1: YEah cause you know how handy i am with the needle and thread, I'll get you tight pants in no time.
Kevin2: But i like my polo shirts...
Sceneitize by Kevin Garcia August 17, 2006

scenestar 

also see : scenester

someone who behaves in a prescribed way to fit in with a certain group of people. often having to do with emo.indie.punk.rock . spelled incorrectly with 'star' at the end to emphasize the cookie cutter nature of the people, stars being very common symbols within this genre.

black hair, dark eyes, converse, nautical stars, lip ring, vain, shallow
i wouldnt talk to her, shes a scenestar.

of course all the scenestars will be there.
scenestar by Anonymous April 8, 2003

scenebite 

Being enthralled or caught up in the underground "scene."
Tay's off to see Mates Of State AGAIN! Talk about a scenebite!
scenebite by lights_off_at_graceland December 16, 2006

scenetastic 

Something that makes you think of the stereotypical scene kid. I.e., bows in the hair, hello kitty, etc.

When something can be considered of scene derivation.
Girl: *sees bow in friends hair* Oh my God, that's so scenetastic!
scenetastic by PaigeyPorno February 24, 2009

scenetards

A word to negatively call a scene kid. It is a compound word of the two terms "scene kid" and "retard", as scene kids are retarded.
Did you see all the scenetards at the Death Before Dying On A Twisted River That's Bleeding show?