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Indian Scalp Massage 

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.
I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."
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Scapoodidle 

A Scapoodidle is a way of defining someone that you would just nut in the their oat meal then think back on the time you busted a quick one In their oatmeal.
Wow Yoav is such a scapoodidle friend.
Scapoodidle by Fortnut.Buster April 25, 2019
The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job
This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple
Scalper by MikeMillion July 16, 2020

Scampaign 

n.
A concerted effort to achieve a goal which relies apon deceit to be successful
v. i.
To engage in a concerted effort to achieve a goal using decietful means to succeede.

English Concatenation of Scam + Campaign
That canditate ran a scampaign to get elected.
She is scampaigning her way to a promotion.
Scampaign by Willi B November 14, 2004
An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.
Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.
Scalper by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017

Scamp Champ

An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.
I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?
Scamp Champ by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020