scarfer

A regular soccer fan who is not a hooligan.

the hooligans did not attack the rival team's fans, because they were just scarfers

by banana head December 02, 2004

scarfer

Self-Care Apathy Resulting From Existence of Relationship. Refers to someone who lets go after they become established with another person. Can be used as a noun or verb as seen in examples below.

1: Dude, what happened to Mia? She's been coming in with sweatpants all week.
2: She became a scarfer ever since she got engaged.

1: Is Joe getting fat?
2: He's been scarfing ever since he got married.

by yosupsupsup May 26, 2013

scarfer

the action of farting in the bathtub and consuming the bubbles

"man, he is such a scarfer"
"tell me about it, eww"

by lyzzieloo January 02, 2008

poop scarfer

someone or something that ingests poop at a rapid rate.

GUY: my dog is such a poop scarfer

by Dick Dangles October 06, 2011

Shit-Scarfer

Someone who uses a scarf to wipe their butt clean. The scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. A swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. This could cause a UTI if not careful.

While trying to show her friends that she's a shit-scarfer, S*****y gave herself a wedgie.

by BooHooBean March 31, 2010

bubble scarfer

Someone who pops and or eats another person's fart bubbles in a bath or other body of water.

John would be a bubble scarfer if he ever got a chance to sit in the hot tub with Malory when she farts.

by Fab Bab December 26, 2013