ass scalpal 

A word describing a person who is one or more of the following:
1. A jerk
2. A moron/idiot
3. A Douche

It is derived from the english word: Ass Goblin

1. Jeff: You just took my shit, you fucking ass goblin...
Ben: Did you just call me an ass scalpal?

2. "You're such an ass scalpal."

ass scalpal by porchmonkey251 October 6, 2008

Golden Scalpel 

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

Golden Scalpel by cork man April 30, 2005

scalpel 

A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.

B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.

A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.

B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!

scalpel by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007

Scalpel Slut

A scalpel slut is a woman that is constantly getting surgery done in order to improve herself.

Damn, Amber is one hell of a scalpel slut.

Scalpel Slut by xxRepoManxx January 16, 2009

Scalpel Sluts 

1. People obsessed with plastic surgery.

2. What the fanbase of 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' call themselves

Person 1: I think I need another facelift

Person 2: You're such a scalpel slut

or

Scalpel Sluts are to Repo! what Juggalos are to ICP

Scalpel Sluts by fellowscalpelslut June 27, 2009

Scalalala 

This is the word following the action of putting two hands up and fake openning a hole and sticking your tounge out. These actions signify that you have aten someone’s mother out.

Robert: Hey Joel whats up?

Joel: Scalalala
Robert: NO YOU DID NOT YOU DICK!

Scalalala by Strikle March 21, 2019

Scalpel 

Lighter, fire, torch

I've got it loaded and ready. Scalpel?

Scalpel by CVCScrappy April 21, 2020