Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...

The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!

Shamogabog by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020

shabongabong 

A word used to describe something of the highest standard.

North Sheffield/Barnsley slang.

Guy 1: “did ya see that lass?”
Guy 2: “nah lad”
Guy 1: “she was proper shabongabong”

shabongabong by DefonitionIgnition January 26, 2019

schborgaborg 

something someone says when you have nothing else to say in an awkward conversation with awkward people.

Mackenzie: "I had a dream where my grandmother drove us off a cliff and then your grandpa licked my ear"
Lindsy: schborgaborg!!!

schborgaborg by lalulilo December 1, 2011