sautéed

to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze

Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.

by jb_stack February 22, 2017

Sauté

1. To toss quickly in hot fat.

2. A one night stand with someone that you have a lardon for.

-You aren't going out with that chunkmonster are you?

-Nah, I just sautéed him

by saidinmilamber May 3, 2011

Sautéed

To be insulted with such gracefulness and/or expertise that one begins to sweat immensely while others nearby cannot help but applaud.

Man 1 : You, sir, are a feeble-minded Neanderthal.
Man 2 : *absolutely perplexed, unsure what to do*
Man 3 : Quite sautéed.

by Famboy June 19, 2015

sautéed

when you get so drunk that you don't remember what you did; blackout drunk

"hey bertha i'm bouta get sautéed tonight!"

by mackeroniee October 1, 2017

Sauté

The act of pouring boiling oil on your partner's asshole during sex, dialating the sphincter, thus making anal sex easier and more pleasurable.

Dude, anal sucks unless you sauté her first

by Etanethercot April 30, 2019

sauté hands

When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.

My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.

by Papa Crab March 31, 2014

Sautéed ass

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.

"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"

by talknerdytome December 3, 2014