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Sausalitism 

The (sometimes delusional) feeling of superiority one derives from living in the California Bay Area, as compared to living in other areas of the state, or even the nation. The combination of agreeable climate and temperature, the metropolitan culture and the amazing food can drive the residents of these areas into a kind of hysteria, leading them to believe they they're unable to live anywhere else, no matter how bad the housing and rental markets get.

The word is a portmanteau of the words Sausalito and elitism. The city of Sausalito, due to its gorgeous hills and harbor views, is often the pinnacle of this phenomenon and residents will often slyly brag about their good fortune in finding a quaint little gem for under $600K.

The only area that might embody this more might be Nob Hill, but let's face it: Anyone who lives there wouldn't be caught dead talking to 'peasants'.
"I hear it's going to be 108 degrees in Sacramento this week. You poor dears, you really should move out to the Bay like we did."
"Bitch, if I hear any more sausalitism out of you, they'll be scraping you off of the front of a BART train."
Sausalitism by sdmx July 29, 2013
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Sausalito Pancake 

Sexual act of ejaculating on your partners stomach and then slapping the puddle with the palm of your hand.
"Last night I pulled out and gave her the ol' sausalito pancake. What a mess..."
Sausalito Pancake by Tommy Ramone October 10, 2012

Salsalito 

Nickname for Victor Cruz, football player for the New York Giants. Cruz is known for doing the salsa in the end zone when he scores a touchdown.
"Ahh, Victor, my little salsalito!"
Salsalito by JPizzy January 22, 2013

saucelito 

Another meaning for the word drunk; Dervied from the word sauced.

Proper Pronounciation "sauce leet o"
Dave: Perp, you wanna get saucelito tonight?
Perp: Def!
saucelito by Foxmotox# July 14, 2009

Sausalito 

a little town, north of San Francisco, accesable from either the Golden Gate Bridge or by ferry going across the San Francisco Bay. A picturesque and beautiful community, when you enter the town you see a welcome sign that declares Sausalito to be a "Nuclear Free Zone". Quite a number of movies have been filmed here, and there are some music recording studios. Quite a handful of music performers and bands (such as Huey Lewis and the News) have recorded albums in Sausalito.
When I visited Sausalito the campy 1981 hit "Sausalito Summernights" by the Dutch band Diesel was playing in my head. If you're in the Bay Area and you've got time to kill, Sausalito is well worth exploring. You can get a lot of pretty pictures with your camera.
Sausalito by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 3, 2008

Salsalito 

The act of a male "going down" on himself. Pretty straight-forward.
Bob really wanted to get up in the morning for work, but after a night of salsalito, he could barely move.

Wow, Holy Fellatio Batman! That guy is salsalitoing the shit out of himself! Amazing!
Salsalito by O'Liver October 2, 2006

Steaming Sausalito 

1. Immediately following anal sex, the man wipes an "S" with his shit-stained cock and balls in one of two places:
a. If doggystyle, then the "S" is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her ass crack)
b. If missionary, then the "S" is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)

The move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the shit residue.

2. A cookie

This move is distantly related to the Dirty Sanchez
1. "Yeah, I gave Julie a Steaming Sausalito last night and she enjoyed every minute of it."

2. "For a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds."
Steaming Sausalito by Saucy Lito December 24, 2007