Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182

Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.

Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017

Sattelite 

Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.

Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.

Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.

Sattelite by Fat Tony Giovanni March 17, 2007

seattleites 

Most definitly not one in resemblence to this other definition here. Just to let you know they are probably from Portland, Oregon. Portland is the sad, wimpy little brother who wishes he could live up to the expectations that Seattle fulfills.

Hey, I love Seattleites!

seattleites by Seattleite January 12, 2008

mexican sattelite 

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

mexican sattelite by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007

stars & satellites

A cool bracelet line, stars & satellites makes beaded charm bracelets, the names of which are inspired by music from Boys Like Girls and Taylor Swift. Looking to expand into clothing. Owner and creator is Evie Mae, a young fashion designer from Vancouver, BC.

Girl 1: I love your bracelets!

Girl 2: Thanks they're stars & satellites bracelets!

Girl 1: Awesome!

stars & satellites by missvickie June 13, 2011

seattleites 

I hate all of you fucking pretentious, dirty, smelly, ugly liberals that populate such a God-forsaken hell hole. You go around thumbing your nose at any and everything that is not exactly like you or doesn't fit perfectly into the way your shriveled little brain works. Your flannel shirts can fuck off. Your 501's suck. Your motherfucking goddamn teva's are DISGUSTING and even you know that Birkenstocks are just flatout wrong. The majority of women are seriously fucked up in the head (headcase, psycho bitch) and would not think twice about fucking your best friend and then telling you about it, just because you kept her goddamn (insert any object here) for too long. And I've never in my life seen such a pathetic bunch of whiny, pessimistic, obnoxious-for-no-reason, DELUDED, closeted males. Seattleites hate everything, including other Seattleites and especially non-natives. It's because they all have rain brain. Gee, do you think it can rain for ANOTHER day in a row? Anyone seen Noah?

Tourist: Hi, how are you?
Seattleites: (in their cheesiest, fakest tone possibe, aka just acting normal) ..oh, hi!
Tourist: Beautiful city you have here.
Seattleites: (looking tourist over like he/she is a giant piece of shit) Do I know you? (passive-aggressively walks away to go home and cry for 10 hours)
Tourist: Ok, well go ahead and walk off now, lib. Oh, hey, C U Next Tuesday! C'mon lets get the fuck out of this God-forsaken hell hole. And Lord! please!! ENOUGH WITH THE MOTHER-FUCKING RAIN!!!!

seattleites by Seatthell January 31, 2007

seattleites 

Lots of Seattleites think they are victims of government or capitalism. "Look what you've done with my life!" or "How dare you impose this government upon me!" is their furious motto. They hang out in little revolutionary coffee shops plotting their next direct action or meaningless protest. Some may openly flaunt Communist badges or paraphernalia. Other Seattleites are ginormous yuppies so full of themselves their hot ego fog blinds their ability to see anything clearly. These people drive around in some trendy hybrid dick-ass car or bike to work (knowing nothing of vehicular cycling) making SURE they disobey every single traffic law possible while looking like a total spandex assfag. Then, there are the "true" Seattleites who were born here and basically think other Seattleites deserve to be executed. These are the silent urban trolls who will violently attack any innocent conversation traveling their direction. "You're not from here? ARE YOU! (motherfucker implied)" is a beautiful and customary greeting of the natives. Everyone in Seattle pretty much completely despises everyone else in Seattle for living in THEIR Seattle. Seattleites are officially the world's most pussified and temperamental people that have ever existed.

Hey hey -- ho ho -- Seattleites have got to GO!
Solidarity against Seattleites!!!

seattleites by hotForSTALIN April 27, 2011