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6 definitions by Seatthell

A term used to describe anything that is not right, broken, not going well, messed up, or basically anything that you just generally do not agree with.

Overused to epic tweaker proportions in 'the scene', it can be used multiple times in a single sentence and have legitimate need for its use each time.

If said more than once in a conversation is a dead giveaway that someone hits the choad pipe on the reg.
Smoker: Last night was soo fucked off man listen to this: so after you left, me and your fucked off girlfriend were walking to the club and as i pulled out that rig a cig that i broke earlier and had to mc gyver...
General Nuisance: uh huh
Smoker: my fucking brand new piece hitched a ride and came flying out my pocket and bounced off the sidewalk into a total fucked off mess right in front of that block monster with the cloudy eye thats always scanning at 45 degrees.
Nuisance: That dude is so fucked off. One time his eye scanned me when I was almost standing behind him. Creeped me the fuck out. hella bad.

Smoker: Stop saying hella so much. But ya the club was hella fucked off so your girl pulled me back to her crib and got me g'd up and lookin to meet up lol.

Nuisance: Then what she blew you!
Smoker: No way dude we wouldn't do that! Thats fucked off that you would even say that!

Nuisance: I'm sorry
Smoker: You should be cos I'm not some fucked off twacker who would just up and put my dick in her mouth. But damn that girl can fuck
Nuisance: Hella fucked off
Smoker: I'm sorry
by Seatthell August 22, 2011
This is when your plans for the evening include you and your bros going out and doing the same thing you always do.

bros +usual
Bro: What we doin 2nite?
Bro: Blow & Hoes
Bro: So, the brosual..
Bro: Werd
by seatthell July 27, 2011
what you be pullin on the daily
Example: Damm, you be pullin hella ass like every day. That shit is tight!

Respondant: I do alright.
by seatthell July 27, 2011
Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.
Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)
by seatthell July 27, 2011
A slang variation on tweak, commonly used in the verb form to describe the general act of tweaking, but with more experimental intentions vs. a defined improvement.

As such, the word can then be ported to 'the scene' and used interchangeably with tweak. Shortened to tink.
Bachelor that pulls hella ass: Ur wifes fuckin cool man. Can I hit it?
Married guy: I know she thinks I'm down here tinkerin with my ride and I'm just blowin hella clouds from the piezo.
Bach: I know I can barely see u man, thats fucked off. But ya pass that shit nicka.

Sticky Fings: What u do last night?

Shadey: Bout 4 of us plopped an smoked hella twiz.

Sticky: Ur example sucks!

Shadey: I know its cos I'm tinkering right now all fucked off.

Warren G:
"Seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tink

all you skirts know what's up with 213"
by Seatthell August 21, 2011
fuck off loser ..a cryptic way to tell someone what you think about them when actually writing the words could lead to drama.
The man: we have temporarily suspended your account

Victim: fol
by seatthell December 15, 2009