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Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.
Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.

Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.
by Fat Tony Giovanni March 16, 2007

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Awesome. Fantastic. Superb. "Sattelite" is like cool^infinity. Uttered in conjunction with a hand signal depicting a sattelite in orbit.
OMG your belt is so sattelite... where did you get it?
by suiluj March 02, 2005

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