Sassuality is simply the act of being sassy. It can be defined as a love and desire for verbal power; supernatural confidence; and an unrelenting pursuit of attention. An early sign of sassuality is a burning passion for the last word in every conversation, debate, or discussion. Most sassies can create dramatic phrases spontaneously.
Combination of Sasquatch and Ostrich. Anyone or anything that displays any characteristics of both words combined. One who possesses the qualities of both a Sasquatch and an ostrich. Applies to both men and women.
Their massive amount of arm hair and ostrich beak-like nose, made them look like a Sasquastrich.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).