sarved

deceiving someone for added personal gain.

Dude....he left me his car to take to the mechanic with no gas in it. I got sarved!!!

by rajpatel January 22, 2010

Sarv

The guy you wish was yours. So sexy and irresistable and has characteristics similar to a good brownie. Hard on the outside so soft and amazing on the inside.

Dam look at the guy he's such a Sarv.
Guy 1: Your such a Sarv
Guy 2: Only cause I get it like every other day

by dontchawishyouknewme October 16, 2009

Sarv

Sarv is ze most bootiful nun ever and better than taki- Sarv is a supportive queen. You must worship Sarv or i will push u into a tub of acid. Fuck you if you enjoy rule 34 of her, that disrespects our queen. Sarv is our goddess, our lord, our savior, our queen. Respect her or DIE. She is married to Ruv. Respect our lord.

Amazing cultured Person : I just got a Sarv plush!
Uncultured swine: who is Sarv?
Amazing cultured person: get them.
Everyone: *eats the uncultured swine cutely*

by The Pansexual Artist August 21, 2021

sarvs

shortened version of 'this afternoon'

must be said in laid back aussie style

"Oi mate! Goin for a surf sarvs?"

by david September 14, 2004

Sarving

1.A person who can’t spell to save their life, waddles like a confused penguin, micromanages everyone while doing nothing, and blames the entire universe for their own mistakes.

2.A horrible boss who thinks they’re a “natural leader” but really just holds meetings about meetings and mispronounces common words with confidence.

(Example of Definition)
“Bro, my manager just emailed the whole team to ‘keep up the sarvice quality.’”
“Sounds like you’re getting Sarved, man.”
"She's Sarving so hard today"

by The H0bbit October 9, 2025

Sarving

When a boss or person in charge struts around acting superior while taking zero accountability for their own mistakes - usually coupled with the inability to spell even the simplest words. A Sarving individual believes confidence equals competence, even when the evidence (and Grammar) says otherwise.

"Did you see Janet blame the intern again for her own mistake? Total Sarving behavior"
"My boss tried to correct my spelling of 'Definitely' - she wrote 'Defanantly" she's sraving real hard today"

by The H0bbit October 9, 2025

Sarv

Sarv is often used to describe a item that is bad or wrecked.

Oh look at that sarv motorcycle!
Haha your computer is such a sarv

by Etni_Kill November 4, 2018