Bombest
myspace bitch EVAAAAAAA.
Loves everyone... in a PG way.
Thinks that every third city block should be made entirely of trampoline material.
Always wears rainbows, because they make the non-homophobe world smile.
Because of this... is nick-named 'RAINBOW BRIGHT and/or FRIGHT' depending on who's speaking.
Wears tutus and goes to local shows.
Doesn't 'hardcore' dance at said shows.
... Do you know how hard it is to slamdance in a tutu and snow boots? No, I didn't think so.
Loves Megan Marie and SHELBIE SABOTAGE with her whole fucking heart.
Gets 'hated on' by townies and Uber-Goths.
NATURAL HABITAT: Mall, Mainstream... odd places that no one claims to go to... but always mention that they've seen her at.
FAVORITE COMEBACK: 'You want a good comeback, assface? Wipe it off your mom's chin...'
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PERSON1:"Did you see SHELBIE SABOTAGE and .SaruhHEARTSChaos.© at
the mall today?"
PERSON2:"OMFG YES! They're so cool they make my
face hurt... :("
"OMFG!
LOOK AT THAT GOTHLESBIE!!!"
"Oh no.. that's just .SaruhHEARTSChaos.©"
"OMG, SARUH! ADD ME ON MYSPACE!?!?!?!?"
