sarpuitous 

A word used in conversation, with no meaning, deliberately meant as a word the person you are talking to does not know, such that you appear more intelligent. Most commonly used as an adjective.

That was a very sarpuitous definition I just gave you.

sarpuitous by ADKA September 7, 2004

shartuitous moment 

When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.

"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."

shartuitous moment by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016

Sarpotious 

A rowdy type of person who likes to drink alcohol

That girl in the blue hat is so sarpotious

Sarpotious by Ya Boi E Dog July 6, 2019