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17.
Pretending to have an orgasm during sex and then showing that you didn't climax in order to hurt the self esteem of your sexual partner.
Chick: I made you climax sooooo hard!
Dude: no you didn't, that was just a sargasm
by Nikoliah November 05, 2011
 
1.
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
by Ben Frey May 21, 2006
 
2.
Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.
A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.
by Hendi McHenderson September 22, 2005
 
3.
A women fakes an orgasm, then tells her partner "Yeah, that was great."
After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.
by Bernard Bangwanger December 21, 2010
 
4.
The sense of pleasure derived from the use of sarcasm
It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants
by Duskninja January 24, 2010
 
5.
An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 11, 2011
 
6.
Instead of saying fake orgasm. It's an orgasm that isn't meant.
Guy 1: Dude I don't think my girlfriend's really feeling me. Guy 2: why? Guy 1: cause I swear to God last night she Sargasmed
by Jamee S (QueenIdle) January 02, 2014
 
7.
Sudden torrent of laughter, brought on by comical sarcasm, whether unintentional or purposefully done.
student- "Teacher, why does school last so long?'
Teacher- "Because we, in the faculty, value our students, and aim to help them succeed, plus we just love spending time with them!"
Other faculty member then begins to suffer a sargasm, consisting of uproarious laughter, apparently from the falsity of their co-workers comment.
by Abraham Delacey May 25, 2011