sarcoplasm queen 

Someone who has a large amount of non-functional muscle mass gained purely to look impressive.

John is such a sarcoplasm queen. He lifts less than me and he's twice my size.

sarcoplasm queen by Zona Reticularis November 13, 2011

sarcopism 

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noun...
1... the use of remarks of which are made in order to hurt someone's feelings
or to criticize something in an amusing way... all while wearing the badge of self-righteousness... 2... sarcasm used to the full extent of the law...

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To serve and protect could be construed as sarcopism by some.

cop says: "I guess I don't need to search your brain for sharp objects, do
I now. ... :p

sarcopism by stevonez July 1, 2007

shartoplasm 

A shart that comes out of the penis, that comes after anal sex.

a shart that hurts and smells alot

a shart that burns like a kidney stone

lets go doggy style

10 minutes later

Hopefully i dont shartoplasm

shartoplasm by Evin Papuga March 30, 2008

Sarclasmic 

A Sacastic statement taken seriously because the person behind the statement can not emphasize on the sarcasm involved, thus leading to a sometimes cataclysmic results.... Sarclasmic.

Athlete: Are we doing a hard run today?
Coach(with a straight face in monotone): No, you all get the day off.
Athlete: Really? (Leaves abrutly causing him to get kicked off the team due to the nature of the Sarclasmic Statement)

Sarclasmic by Corey Castelli August 14, 2007

Dingaleptic Sarcaplaster 

When you paint over the walls of a building specifically with the color white.

The paintjob on these walls look nice, you sure you never dingaleptic sarcaplastered your house before?

Dingaleptic Sarcaplaster by chaddiffer February 16, 2024