Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

sarcastabitch 

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.

Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.

sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

sarcasmatic 

A combination of being sarcastic and charismatic.

I have a sarcasmatic personality.

sarcasmatic by SquigleFreak224 September 8, 2008

Sarcasticate.

To communicate wholly with sarcasm.

John, don't Sarcasticate. Talk to the point.

Sarcasticate. by Neondreammysticdust December 10, 2012

sarcasmeter 

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.

Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.

sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

sarcastitude 

a combination of sarcastic and attitude, that annoying attitude that a lot of girls have, unnecessary sarcasm, so sarcastic that you dont know when they are being serious or sarcastic.

boy: can i have a kiss
girl: yes
boy: are you serious?
girl: yes

boy leans in

girl: ugh ew i was giving you sarcastitude loser!

sarcastitude by gaydemonitis March 23, 2009

Sarcastard 

A fusion of two words: Sarcastic and Bastard. Many bastards are sarcastic and vice versa. Hence this great word which I made up and should have patented, though it will most likely never catch on with the masses.

That guy is such a sarcastard.

Sarcastard by OverThinking March 20, 2004