Definitions by Jebblebbles
rotuzzi
A rotisserie which is installed in a jacuzzi. This device allows you to roast meat while relaxing in the hot tub. You can even eat meat right off the bone from the comfort of the warm bubbling waters. Also see: jacuzzarisserie.
Oh Brenda, ever since Kip had a rotuzzi installed, we've been spending so much time in the hot tub. Kip's meat is so moist and juicy!
rotuzzi by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008
pocket kite
A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!
I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!
pocket kite by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008
prosticlaw
A sexual device for men which is inserted into the anus, and which grabs hold of the prostate. Comes in both regular and Excalibur models. Also see the prostate weasel.
prosticlaw by Jebblebbles March 2, 2008
melonballing
The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.
Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.
melonballing by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008
politics
politics by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008
sarcastabitch
sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008
ass pizza
The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.
ass pizza by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007