9 definitions by Jebblebbles

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A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.
Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.
by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

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Promoting the lies of a particular group.
"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"
by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

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The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.
Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.
by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008

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Synonym for FALAFEL. Falafel is also called fartawful because it gives you smelly farts.
I had a fartawful sandwich for lunch today. It was tasty.
by Jebblebbles May 17, 2007

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A coffee drink that is basically a very strong mocha. It is 2 shots of espresso, a squirt of sweet chocolate syrup and just a splash of milk or soy milk. Named after Josh Brown of Seattle, WA and invented by him in collaboration with the Victrola cafe'.
I walked into my usual cafe and when I reached the counter the barista said "Here's your joshiatto, ready to go!"
by Jebblebbles May 17, 2007

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A rotisserie which is installed in a jacuzzi. This device allows you to roast meat while relaxing in the hot tub. You can even eat meat right off the bone from the comfort of the warm bubbling waters. Also see: jacuzzarisserie.
Oh Brenda, ever since Kip had a rotuzzi installed, we've been spending so much time in the hot tub. Kip's meat is so moist and juicy!
by Jebblebbles March 03, 2008

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A sexual device for men which is inserted into the anus, and which grabs hold of the prostate. Comes in both regular and Excalibur models. Also see the prostate weasel.
Oh man... Karen used the prosticlaw on me last night and I exploded!
by Jebblebbles March 02, 2008

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