by Anonymous August 7, 2003
Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.
by Sajak August 10, 2012
A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).
The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.
The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.
Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.
Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.
by gerardwayluver November 11, 2022
A man who has no impressive skills or masculine traits, will attempt to win a pretty girl over through the use of exaggerated compliments such as "You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." "I've always liked you, the way you laugh." The woman is sometimes trapped by this overly sappy fluffery, and thinks she recriprocates the same feelings. But she is only trapped by this because she is either vulnerable or insecure.
strange looking man - "Girl you're the only one for meeee."
- "I've always been in love with you, the way you are so womanly."
pretty girl - "omgosh no one has ever said that about me!"
Me- "damn she must've been sappy trapped."
- "I've always been in love with you, the way you are so womanly."
pretty girl - "omgosh no one has ever said that about me!"
Me- "damn she must've been sappy trapped."
by belligerent bob January 15, 2009
Mam Sappies; Noun; origin deep south
Large saggy breasts. Boobs that are to big for the body they are on. Boobs that hang below the belly button.
Large saggy breasts. Boobs that are to big for the body they are on. Boobs that hang below the belly button.
Shannon has some big ole' mam sappies.
I just saw Jennifer at the state fair. Her mam sappies are as big as the cow's utter.
I just saw Jennifer at the state fair. Her mam sappies are as big as the cow's utter.
by Maximus Chuckious June 6, 2006
Nauseatingly upbeat. Not only do you see the silver lining in every cloud, but you're always turning lemons into lemonade and sow's ears into silk purses. You're just so amazingly chipper that you inspire everyone around you to wonder if killing you might be considered justifiable homicide.
Even though we were down by thirty points, the cheerleaders were still so happy sappy that I wanted to slap them.
by Fidgit January 29, 2009