Sappy Trap

A man who has no impressive skills or masculine traits, will attempt to win a pretty girl over through the use of exaggerated compliments such as "You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." "I've always liked you, the way you laugh." The woman is sometimes trapped by this overly sappy fluffery, and thinks she recriprocates the same feelings. But she is only trapped by this because she is either vulnerable or insecure.

strange looking man - "Girl you're the only one for meeee."
- "I've always been in love with you, the way you are so womanly."

pretty girl - "omgosh no one has ever said that about me!"

Me- "damn she must've been sappy trapped."

Sappy Trap by belligerent bob January 14, 2009

snappy crab trap 

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina

I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.

snappy crab trap by SRJmama November 10, 2008

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy 

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.

Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy by Not Giant Dad May 17, 2018