santaception 

Santaception is when there's a big Santa robot piloted by a little tiny Santa inside of it.

Santaception is where you open it, and it's like *BWAH!* there's a small Santa in there.

santaception by Mwakin21 December 3, 2016

santorectum 

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

santorectum by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

Santasexual 

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

Santasexual by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Santaferra 

The worlds sneakiest mooch ever. Likes to befriend people based on their income and cigarette supply. You can usually spot them on break stalking their poor victims for their last cigarette. They will sometimes take on the burden of raising somebody elses child for the sole purpose of having an excuse for never having any money for drugs. If you ever want to get rid of a santaferra you must quit your job and stop smoking. Santaferra's are quite clever in the art of bullshitting and enjoy gay humor. Santaferra's enjoy rock music and will occasionally throw a decent game of darts. If you ever see a Santaferra it is already too late.

Person #1 - "Hey dude, can I bum a Stog?"
Person #2 - "Fuck off Santaferra"

Person #1 - "Man, Can you believe that guy? He just smoked my last cigarette then had the balls to ask to borrow a dollar"

Person #2 - "Was his name Santaferra?"

Person #1 - "Whoa. How'd you know?"

Person #2 - "Cause dude he just hit me up for my last dollar and cigarette"

Santaferra - "Hey does anybody have a cigarette for me?"

Potential Victim - "Why don't you smoke one out of the pack you're hiding in your truck ass-hole!?"

Santaferra by Igotherpes@krockathon August 10, 2010

Santarchy 

a worldwide movement designed to protest the commercialization of Christmas; dressing up as Santa and going on a rampage in your local city

Did you see that guy dressed up like Santa peeing off the freeway overpass? We've got a case of Santarchy.

Santarchy by Tyler J M December 18, 2005

santamental 

to hate Christmas so much that the thought of Santa makes you mental

its Halloween i walk in to the store to buy a Halloween outfit and all i hear is Christmas they call 911 cause i went santamental!!!!!

santamental by ridearhehonda January 16, 2011

santafejay 

Santafejay is a former Geometry Dash Youtuber with 1000 subscribers, most of them are botted though. He is by many people called a “Fat fucking retard” and many people say he “has to move out of his mom’s attic” He has no achievements from his YouTube career and has deleted all of his YouTube channels, san, flights with San, and others because he’s too much of a Pussy to face the boys. He spends most of his days simping over GD Juniper and for some reason denying Saniper ships. His IQ was confirmed to be 14 after taking a test and bragging about how good he did.

Tacks: have you heard of Santafejay?hOppity_boPity: oh yeah that kid, pretty sure he has brain damage or some shit
Tacks: Grrrrrr he’s my favorite Youtuber

santafejay by Exxistanceispain May 26, 2020