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looks like santa came early this year. 

When something fortunate happens or you get something really cool.
I bought a car this December......

Looks like Santa came early this year.

pussy phat like Santa Claus 

This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.

Ripped like Santa 

A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular

Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped
Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.
Ripped like Santa by chip70 November 14, 2011

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa 

John 1:19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa 

John 1: 19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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