3 definitions by chip70
A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular
Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped
Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped
Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.
by chip70 June 3, 2011
When a person eats asparagus and forgets that they have consumed it and is knocked to their knees by the funk when they pee an hour or two later.
I had total asparanesia until I took a whiz at the bar and was reminded that I had asparagus with my dinner.
by chip70 January 5, 2012
1. I'm going to the bathroom to take a whiz
2. Guy at counter of shop; "What'll yous guys have?"
Customer; "We'll have two, wit whiz."
2. Guy at counter of shop; "What'll yous guys have?"
Customer; "We'll have two, wit whiz."
by chip70 January 8, 2012