titty sandwhich

when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts

scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy

by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009

Sandwhich Artist

A musician with no musical talent. The type that makes you go "WHAT THE HELL MAKES THEM AN ARTIST?" Derived from the ridiculous term subway uses for their employees.

"Wayne isn't an artist....he's a sandwhich artist."

by the hashtronaut June 28, 2012

Croissant Sandwhich

When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".

Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!

Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!

Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*

Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!

by Is it that obvious? November 27, 2009

shit sandwhich

An unfavorable situation or dilema.

I knocked up my best friend's wife. What a huge shit sandwhich.

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

Sandwhich Brushing

To brush someone's sandwhich; to like them or love them, or think they're sexy. It also has several dodgy meanings that can be left to the imagination... you decide what they could be! *sleasy smile*

This started when we were brushing a sandwhich with a hair brush don't ask why in our M block, and a random lady walked past. she's obseesed with the cleanness of the M block floor

Random crum lady: Is that going to make crums?
Me: Uh... it's got gladwrap on it...
Random crum lady: Yes, but is it going to make crums AFTER you take it off?

Connie: Would you date that guy?
Candice: ooooh.... I'd brush his sandwhich.

OR

Me: Can I brush your sandwhich?
Candice: Yes. Let's do it. In tha garage. With the fan.

Sandwhich brushing is much fun.

by HagridGirl :-) October 21, 2008

soup sandwhich

Army slang for being severely screwed up aka ate up. See also football bat and hockey cleat.

Private Smith you have failed your PT test for the third time in a row. Son you are a soup sandwhich.

by caffeine 22 January 31, 2006

meatball sandwhich

it involves 1 dick, 2 balls, 3 vaginas...you put each ball in 1 vagina each and the 3rd vagina goes on the dick.

Sam(the guy),Samantha, Abby, and JoAnn had a meatball sandwhich in the bathroom.

by Douchebag46 October 3, 2010