adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.
That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.
Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
labia. Pussy lips.
Her fuck flaps looked like a mound of old lunch meat.
1. Byproduct of male masturbation
How the fuck did I get jacksauce in my hair?!
An unfavorable situation or dilema.
I knocked up my best friend's wife. What a huge shit sandwhich.
aka: butthole, cornhole, asshole, etc.
That broad was nuts. She lifted up my seed pouch and licked at my shitshoot like a thirsty hound.
1. A gross euphmemism for penis.
The prisoner was overheard saying: "sucking cock ain't so bad. Just think of it as "stickpussy".
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