Sample Zombies 

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

Sample Zombies by andiego July 17, 2012

Sampfag 

A general pejorative used primarily in online communities, particularly gaming communities.

Etymology: Originally used in Chris Coutt's Tales for the L33T, an adaptation of Shakespeare's classic Romeo and Juliet for a generation more familiar with internet vernacular than Renaissance-era English. The phrase originated from a dialogue between Gregory and Sampson, the former referring to the latter as "Sampfag," a portmanteau of "Sampson" and "fag."

stfu sampfag

Sampfag by OrwellJames March 3, 2010

samela 

Samela is a pretty girl who is loving,kind and helpful.She is an amazing friend and could never let u down. She has light brown hair with a nice smile. She is lovely to everyone and she loves her friends

Heyyy samela

samela by Riverdaleeee June 29, 2018

samblanket

A samblanket is a person who will often deceive you and/or pretend to be your friend when they are really your enemy and have something against you.

1. I often wonder if Jaron is a samblanket.
2. They samblanket who sent me those threatening messages is among us right now.

samblanket by Grandfather Clock April 13, 2015

sampling 

the process of taking brief segments of sound (from a song, movie or elsewhere) and using that sound to form another sound or musical piece.

Kanye West is known for sampling soul songs from the 70's and 80's.

sampling by djestouff April 17, 2006

Sampada 

A beautiful, funny, kindhearted person, who loves to have fun and go wild. A Sampada loves to look great every second of the day and is average height. A Sampada loves to hang with friends and would do anything for them.

Linda: no, its okay. i dont really want to go.
Hareem: omg, be more like a Sampada! ):

Sampada by domo-ish-awesome December 27, 2009

Sample Tour 

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.

I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?

Sample Tour by Marlos March 12, 2010