saltinity 

The level of salt in a body of water.

The saltinity of the tidal pond is higher than the saltinity of the ocean.

saltinity by Trey Ruefle October 23, 2008

saltining

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.

Yo bro, lets go saltining.

saltining by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

saltinies 

Mini saltines that taste so good!

'MMM! I love these saltinies! They are smaller saltines, and don't crumble everywhere!

saltinies by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

Stalinity 

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.

These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!

Stalinity by Jerkson October 1, 2010

sartinite 

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.

a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky

sartinite by bagitbabe May 3, 2008

saltinator 

Someone, who deliberately tries to make you salty.

Dude, John is such a saltinator, he can't stand it when I am emotionally balanced.

saltinator by RicsiRL June 28, 2015

Sarinity 

Where do I begin?

Sarinity, is a girl, not just any girl, she's one of a kind. She's the only of her kind. I wish there were more of her. Sarinity will look past you features. She will look pass how you live your life. She will love you, for you.

Wow! That Sarinity girl is amazing. She's so nice!

I wish my girl was more like Sarinity.

Sarinity by WordLink July 19, 2015