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1. Salesmanipulationship
A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.
2. jorby
Originally named after an efficient replacement for santa claus. Jorby is anything that is better than the original. This particularly applies to anything good within a workforce. This includes better productivity, salesmanship, a young go-getter etc. Jorby is masculinity, cuteness, power, sex-appeal, and testosterone all rolled into one appealing package. Related to jorbify
What would Jorby do? That was the most jorby act of domination I've ever seen!
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3. Pulitzer Lay
To deliver dirty/sexy/romantic talk (spoken or written) to a member of the opposite sex that is so well-crafted toward the target audience that it gets you laid. The 'prize' is the sex.

Women are ineligible for this category, because all they have to say is "let's do it" and they get the prize.
"Man, I was in the zone last night. I sweet-talked this girl so good on the phone, I got a Pulitzer Lay."

"On one of the many times I was horny while stationed overseas, I wrote this hot letter to my lady. I jacked it several times while writing it, in fact. When I got back, she jumped me, saying that she frigged herself savagely to it many times. I'm still limping from the Pulitzer Lay."
4. Morgy
An adopted person of Latin origin, (usually Colombian), who is raised Anglo-American, (most notably Italian-Irish), and subsequently develops absolutely no understanding of any languages widely associated with Latin people, i.e. Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, etc, but instead develops a thick, baritone Boston accent, which spawns from years of adolescent life in Woburn, Massachusetts, U.S.A.

Although genuinely loyal, ethical, and generous amongst family, friends, and business cronies, these types are ingenuously miserly, scheming, and treacherous amongst enemies, competition, and those not of relation; furthermore, excelling in careers that value an unscrupulous nature, such as law, politics, or salesmanship.

Commonly trapped into loveless relationships involving a stupid dog and a house in Lutz, morgies are often mistaken as thugs, ruffians, or gangsters due to their deep, distinct, insidious laughs, chronic blunt smoking, and wardrobe, consisting entirely of Boston Red sox hats and polo shirts worn un-tucked above a pair of slacks and Italian leather shoes.
Half-stoned, sporting a brand-new polo shirt, un-tucked, with matching blue Bo-Sox cap, slacks and Italian leather shoes, the confident salesman inadvertently pulled a morgy, sharply turning his motives from closing the deal to one of vengeful retaliation, generated from a question his client asked of him in a foreign tongue “¿Es usted un gángster?”
5. LotFX
the process of mastering selling skills in the auto sales industry. Consistent, knowledgeable, repetitive training in customer satisfaction and proper sales techniques. Mastering car sales today.
Tom has really been applying this LotFX, and it shows in his closing ratio and customer satisfaction.
6. P.O.tential
In business, in which a client/customer requests a quotation for bid to multiple suppliers for a good or service and being the supplier with the greatest chance or potential of winning the bid and receivng a purchase order to provide the good or service.
Wiseman James & Co. has P.O.tential in winning the bid for the widgets due to their good standing relationship with the customer and their special pricing agreement with the manufacturer.

T.F. James LLC displays P.O.tential in all of their quotations submitted due to their competitive pricing and stellar salesmanship.
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