Spencer’s Salami 

Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.

Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami

Spencer’s Salami by YesPapa47 July 30, 2021

salami sunset 

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.

Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?

salami sunset by Chalise April 22, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

Salami Stroking by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

Salami Smack 

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

Salami Smack by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

8pm salami sandwich 

When you get your dick bitten off in between a woman's legs

Haley gave me an 8pm salami sandwich last night, and I had to go to the hospital and have my dick stitched back on

8pm salami sandwich by Potato2511 September 5, 2020

salami sunrise 

When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come

Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.

salami sunrise by Chalise April 23, 2009

Salami Smoothie 

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

Salami Smoothie by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019