salad bum 

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum

Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy

salad bum by LewisJepson September 20, 2010

Bum Salad 

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

Bum Salad by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017

bum salod 

a phrase only a person named kieran can say and perform

kieran told dylan he's an absolute bum salod

bum salod by Bum Salod December 19, 2023