I.T.D. Is a name for a Internet Transmitted Disease, Spread around as a joke, Started with a Few people on Skype named Tom, and Phil. (It's mean't as a complete joke, it doesn't mean any thing.)
YOU CAUGHT THE NEW I.T.D. NAMED DURPIES! GG!
When you contract a sexually transmitted disease from sharing a can of Nestea.
Note: Commonly mistaken for N.e.s.t.d. (When one contracts a sexually transmitted disease after sticking their penis in the slot of a Nintendo entertainment system.
"I went to a Cookout Saturday and Karen gave me a Nes.t.d.!"
If I only would have done the dew I wouldn't be stuck with this damn Nes.t.d..
It's a Nes.t.d.! Not a N.e.s.t.d.!...You know I only got gamecast!
A girl that looks like she's down to have sex, but is also probably so easy that she might not be carrying something. Proceed with caution.
See related topic: Jersey Shore
Dude, A: Nobody says that. And B: watch out, she's S.T.D.T.F.
|4.||Cinco de Mayo'd|
When one person (traditionally a female, but with today's seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-sex encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-T'd by a posse of mexican bandits.
After a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting Cinco de Mayo'd.
The T.D. unit is a new unit to enter the SI system of units. The T.D., otherwise known as the Toan-Dang, is a way of measuring stink/pong levels of someone or something.
A T.D. unit gives you a way of measuring odours. 0 T.D.'s indicates a neutral atmosphere, where as the definition of 1 T.D. is the peak of one's body odour. 2 T.D.'s would be twice as worse and so on. 4 T.D.'s is critically bad where 5 T.D.'s is death.
|6.||T, D, or MFK|
A game, usually played by girls. It stands for Truth, Dare, or Marry-Fuck-Kill. Player 1 will ask, often by writing it down, if Player 2 wants T, D, or MFK. Player 2 chooses, and if it's Truth or Dare, a question is asked, or Player 2 is dared to do something. If MFK is chosen, Player 1 picks 3 people (if it's girls, guys are listed, if it's guys, girls are listed) and Player 2 has to say who they would rather marry, fuck, and kill. Usually the people are people Player 2 doesn't like, but sometimes they could be people they really like. Basically just a game for very bored people, and it's ALWAYS entertaining.
Girl 1: I'm SO bored.
Girl 2: Let's play T, D, or MFK!
Girl 1: Okay! You first. T, D, or MFK?
Girl 2: Ummm...MFK.
Girl 1: Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3.
Girl 2: I hate all of them!!!
Girl 1: *laughs* Just choose.
Girl 2: Fine. *laughs* Kill Guy 2, marry Guy 1, and fuck Guy 3.
Girl 2: Your turn!
You get the idea.
Textaully Trasnmitted Disease or T.D.I
you get this disease when you suffer from frequent texting which leads to blurry eye sight and part of body where you keep your phone vibrates for no apparent reason.
Guy 1: Dude mom's pissed at you because you keep checkin' your pocket like your texting!
Guy 2: I know! I got a T.D.I last night from Lauren!