S.I.M.P.S 

Stupidly Ignorant Main Protaganist Syndrome.

"Hey, you like watching haram anime?"

"Nah, all the male protagonists are S.I.M.P.S, it's a real turn-off."

S.I.M.P.S by Prophet of Ho-Oh May 2, 2020

p.o.i.p.s. 

person of interest of preferred sex. There are 4 levels:
0 - That person is cute or attractive.
1- I have an interest in this person and we will see what will happen.
2- I will pursue them but keep my options open.
3- I'm completely invested in them.

"Hey, i'm into someone, as in I would consider them a level 3 p.o.i.p.s."

p.o.i.p.s. by 62double6double5 April 2, 2019

I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome) 

An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.

DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"

I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome) by Sky49 November 17, 2009

I.P.S

An acronym for inverted penis syndrome where the penis is retracted within groin like a turtle with its head in its shell.

Oh shit, that midget so small, he got I.P.S!

I.P.S by mekakitsune April 4, 2004

D.I.P.S. 

Acronym for Dumbness Induced by Pregnancy Syndrome. A state of forgetfulness, confusion and mental retardation commonly experienced during pregnancy. Other symptoms can include but aren't limitied to - clumsiness, memory loss and difficulty in retaining information or learning new things

"I've got such a hardcore case of D.I.P.S., I tried to unlock somebody else's car in the parking lot."

D.I.P.S. by Minsun July 21, 2008

T.I.P.S 

Troubles Isssues Problems

Everybody have them.

T.I.P.S by What February 13, 2005

F.I.P.S 

Face - in - palm - sigh

To express hopelessness or tiring of ones conversation or circumstances.

"Yo, you wanna talk about that lecture we had today, was cool huh?" - Chris

"F.I.P.S" - me

F.I.P.S by Yvri Marklov March 14, 2009