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MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN 

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.
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GOP-God's Own Plutocrats 

Originally, this name referred to the Republican Party's nickname of the Grand Old Party. However, in light of the Republican's love for God and billionaires, it should be God's Own Plutocrats. All of their policies seem to favor the extremely rich, religious and white.
The Republican Party is no longer the Grand Old Party of Lincoln, but rather is the GOP-God's Own Plutocrats

legend in one's own mind

It is a person that exaggerates their self importance. These people like to boast or brag about their achievements, positions and accomplishments. Often seen as drama queens, blowhards and egomaniacs. These people like to inflate their credentials, but in reality they're not that important.
The people who like to inflate their claim to fame are a legend in one's own mind.

ride one's own melt 

to go one's own way, enjoying the pleasure of the here and now and ignoring what others think.

to live according to the values you appreciate and the qualities you've gained
"...I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt" (Troy Dyer, "Reality Bites", the movie)

I'm often told that i'm doing everything totally wrong, that i'm a loser. I simply say I'm riding my own melt.

ride one's own melt

Devil's Own Luck 

A karmic escape artist. Someone so morally and/or criminally corrupt that they should be in prison or worse. Instead, they not only find a way out but are also showered with money, gifts, and an entourage of fixers, enablers, loyalists, and supporters. Someone with luck so extreme and inexplicable as to be nearly supernatural, as if they sold their soul to the Devil.
He must have the Devil's Own Luck, considering all of the death, pain, and suffering he's caused yet he's still walking around like he's untouchable.

queen's own 

referring originally to something that is british it can also refer to something with the imperialism, snobbery, and feyness of all things british.
Did you know you put your pinky up when you drink? That's the queen's own.
queen's own by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

under one's own steam 

independently, not doing something to carry out instructions or orders
He removed the junk on his own steam. (example of under one's own steam)