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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
Related Words

bull-rushed 

To attempt or succeeding at dominating a conversation and pushing your agenda through, against the desire of the other parties involved.
Reporter Khalisah al-Jilani had an agenda to smear Commander Shepard with loaded questions during her interview, but the Commander bull-rushed the reporter on her own show and ended the interview on their terms.
bull-rushed by EvolutionKills August 24, 2017

Rather Having 

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.
Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
The name Rutendo is of African Shona origin.
The meaning of Rutendo is "faith".

A name given to a smart beautiful woman normally from Zimbabwe Rutendo is always a leader and never follows her counterparts Rutendo is a caring and loyal individual who always puts family first.

Nicknames: Tendo and Rue.
Wow did you see Rutendo the other day? She looked so beautiful in that dress!
Rutendo by Girl on fire! December 11, 2012

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!