Rustysanchez 

Hi skill level of the variant of the rusty trombone where the partner blowing ass and jerking dick performs a spectacular finishing move by spinning around the ass suckee like a strpper pole and planting a dirty Sanchez mustache on said suckee with the original partners poopy tongue

Jen is such a bore. She was barely keeping me hard with a lackluster rustytrombone then like being shot with an epiphany gun the dead eyed bitch turns Einstein and whips around my body leaveing my balls empty of jizz and my mouth full of my own shitty Sanchez mustache. That brilliant Rustysanchez was so good I 180d my plans and brought Jen back to town and out of the woods!

Rustysanchez by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

rudystache 

A pre-pubescent girl who is sporting a slight yet pronounced moustache, much like Rudy from the Cosby Show.

"Check out that girl with the rudystache. I bet she was the cute kid a few years ago but now she looks like Alfonso Riberio, which is no fun."

rudystache by ExNWPers August 8, 2005

Rushstache 

A mustache grown specifically for the viewing pleasure of the Canadian fast paced classic rock band RUSH.

Dude what's with the derty stache?
Man, I'm growing a Rushstache, the Rush concert's in two days!

Rushstache by NeilPeartInsideMe July 18, 2010

rushstache 

A mustache grown specifically for the purpose of fraternity rush. Usually only done by older fraternity men during rush as a sign of experience rushing potential new members.

"Hey man, nice mustache"

"Rushstache kid."

rushstache by stonewall230 November 21, 2011

Russtache

The mustache of a man named "Russ".

Your russtache is looking quite bushy!

Russtache by Purrrnickie December 10, 2010