Rushstache 

A mustache grown specifically for the viewing pleasure of the Canadian fast paced classic rock band RUSH.

Dude what's with the derty stache?
Man, I'm growing a Rushstache, the Rush concert's in two days!

Rushstache by NeilPeartInsideMe July 18, 2010

rushstache 

A mustache grown specifically for the purpose of fraternity rush. Usually only done by older fraternity men during rush as a sign of experience rushing potential new members.

"Hey man, nice mustache"

"Rushstache kid."

rushstache by stonewall230 November 21, 2011

Rashtache 

Irritated skin on your upper lip, making it look like a mustache, which is especially unfortunate for females

After using Nair on her upper lip to remove her girl mustache DESPITE the instructions not to use it on the face, Kaitlin was rewarded with a handsomely dark rashtache

Rashtache by ispeaktheruth May 10, 2009

bushstache 

Having your pubes shaven into the shape of a mustache around your man business

Amos was shaving his pubes today when the water went cold. He quickly decided it was way to chilly to finish so now he is rocking a bushstache.

bushstache by B Weezie March 15, 2009

Rustache 

The delicious outcome of the act of performing oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Billy badass got a handlebar rustache from eating the discount prostitute's bloody vag.

Rustache by Robbid murphis May 17, 2011

rustache 

Thick black hair surrounding the rectal orifice.

Last night Mike asked Tommy to give him a rustache ride.

rustache by Casey February 24, 2005

rudystache 

A pre-pubescent girl who is sporting a slight yet pronounced moustache, much like Rudy from the Cosby Show.

"Check out that girl with the rudystache. I bet she was the cute kid a few years ago but now she looks like Alfonso Riberio, which is no fun."

rudystache by ExNWPers August 8, 2005