Rusty Trompone: The sexual act where one partner gives a rim job while also giving their lucky partner the ol' reach around.
"She was licking my asshole and jerking me off at the same time"

"Bro, that's called a Rusty Trombone."

"Oh, I get it."
by Travis Dean November 8, 2007
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The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
by JAZ October 14, 2004
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when a female kneels behind a stanind man , licks his arsehole, reaches around and tugs the dick like a trumpet
my bitch gave me a sick rusty trombone last night
by elvis420 May 4, 2009
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"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat
by jd March 31, 2004
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the act of sucking ass while giving the old grab and yanky yanky
man that rusty trombone really gets you in ba(n)d geek mood
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While a girl licks your ass hole, she gives you a hand job.
i love it when my girl plays me a rusty trombone.
by jake, sean, dave May 5, 2006
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To play the rusty trombone is to eat a mans ass and jack him off at the same time.
If it weren't for that faggot palying the rusty trombone it would have been a great x-mas party.OR as in: Joost is a rusty trombonist.
by RooR-Ass February 27, 2005
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