Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.
He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.
by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009
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When a girl has her period on your hand while you finger her
Hey tom why is your hand all bloody?' 'Oh i just got a Russian Bath from Michelle
by thatonefishoutthere May 8, 2011
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When you partaking in sexual intercourse, you pull out and cum into his/her belly button, proceeding to slap your penis on the cum filled basin, chirping like a bird.
Daddy Kisses gave his girlfriend a russian bird bath last night. He said its his new favorite. Chirp chirp.
by Daddy Kisses February 1, 2017
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When a group of guys cum in a tub, and make a girls swim in it.
Josh: "Bro, me and a couple of girls gave Maria and Stacy a Russian Cum Bath last night!"

Dave: "Gross."
by Bbro3 August 9, 2009
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The act of an older Russian pulling out of the asshole of his younger partner and sliding the tip of his cum-laden penis along the length of his partner's taint.
For their fourth anniversary, Craig wanted to go to the movies, but Joe insisted on a Russian Mud Bath.
by MadWorld2200 July 30, 2009
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When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.
My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.
by Valtrexx July 27, 2014
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When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.
I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath
by thejavagameryt October 14, 2023
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