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The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"
Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
by gooch14 August 04, 2006

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The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a washcloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"
Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
by gooch14 August 06, 2006

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A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.
Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.
by Mo Lincs January 26, 2010

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