Runs Batted In

When, after not getting laid on a date, you go home and rub one out to relieve the pressure and frustration.

X: Hey man! Did you get a homerun with that girl last night?

Y: Nah, but I got some runs batted in when I got home.

by Greene Team July 25, 2011

Home-Run Bat

Possibly the most useful item in the Super Smash Bros. series. It can send an opponent flying off the stage, yet only do 25%. If an opponent has over 20-30% damage, the bat will kill them. Can also be thrown and do quite a bit of damage. Mostly used in Home-Run contest but is also used in multiplayer.

1- shit that home-run bat killed all three opponents!
2- ima home-run bat yo ass.

by MaximumOverdrive October 9, 2008

run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 15, 2007

running with the bat

Running the bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dood did you see nick running with the bat?

by Gregk22 November 12, 2015

run with the bat

running bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?

by A!@#$%^&*() November 12, 2015