A runner is a person that runs. A runner will run in any kind of condition. Rain, below zero temperatures, hot and stifling humidity, A runner will put on his/her shoes and run, a poser will not run in these conditions. Runners can be seen in many parts of the country or city. A runners faces many hazards including but not limited to, people talking on cell phones, women hauling kids to school, women with kids on board, old folks that have bad vision, dogs, mountain lions, bears, unattentive drivers, lightening, dehydration, frostbite, sore muscles, fat people that hate skinny little runners, bandits, mental blocks, roots & disorentation.
Some of the positive things about being a runner are that you will be irrestiable to the opposite sex, you can eat all the time, you meet a lot of interesting people and running is inexpensive.
A true runner is always in one of four states: 1. thinking about the next run 2. thinking about the last run 3. running 4. talking about running.
#1 "yo dude that lady in the SUV almost got you"
Runner "that is just a peril of the game"
If a runner has a problem he takes it on the road.
by takethathill August 20, 2006
A person of legal age who buys alcohol for those of non-legal age.
Hey, we're almost out of beer...someone better find us a runner!
by foxy23 October 27, 2003
The member of a group that goes out to get needed supplies, i.e. alchohol, food, ice, condoms, cigarettes, etc.

This person's effort acts as a deduction against share tax, and he/she is usually the initiator of insies.
Mary: We're outta smokes and beer. I've only got $5 but I'll be runner if anyone wants insies.
Everyone: Okay
Mary: I need your share tax.
Joe: Here's another $10.
Jim: I'll give another $10
Jane: I'm giving $20 to cover the rest of Mary's share 'cause she's the runner.
by scifivxn January 18, 2006
The part of a joint that burns faster than other parts causing the J to become a roach faster; usually occurs when people don't roll property
I always have to tell weed n00bs to fix the damn runner.
by friedman May 21, 2003
a woman that will have sex with multiple partners simoltaniously.
Me and the Folks had a runnner the other day, she gave all of us good love.
by bilhed G October 12, 2003
a person who runs to their dealer's house to purchase illegal drugs for someone else
could u do me a favor and be a runner, and get me some weed
by Sk8ordie May 16, 2003
Typically found on college campuses. A runner is an individual who spontaneously takes of in a wild gallop for no apparent reason. This individual can most commonly be seen in the late hours of the evening when few people are outside.
I was walking with my girlfriend last night and a runner came down the sidewalk. After stopping in the middle of the walk, she proceeded to round the corner and fall.
by A Concerned Streak October 11, 2004
A term for the kids who run threw the halls of high school to get from class to class. It was made popular by the site www.thebestsean.com.
I saw a runner the other day, so I tripped him and took his money.
by Cornsauce June 28, 2005
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