1 definition by Captain Romance
1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.
2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.
3. Carter Osborne*
*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.
2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.
3. Carter Osborne*
*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.
1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?
Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.
2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.
Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.
2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.
by Captain Romance April 27, 2010