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micheal: jennifer has lumpy rumpy
brent: fax

Rumpylumpkin 

The act of inverting the male genetialia such that one can receive fellatio while defecating on a females chest.
Gary preformed the nearly impossible act of the rumpylumpkin as he twisted his junk upside down and fired a hot steamer on Megans chest, while receiving a tremendous blowjob
Rumpylumpkin by Farcus September 7, 2007

Lumpa Rumpa 

When someone goes dumpster diving, anf plays the ukulele, while sniffing the pudding, and drinking the orphan tears and runs a triathlon
Wow! I went threw a crazy lumpa rumpa.
Lumpa Rumpa by ThatBagle26 March 28, 2020

RumpyLumpkin 

When youre sound asleep then become awoken by your dude but you can't open your eyes bc he is standing squatting over your face with his ass cheeks ful spread whilst your eyes are total Tea bagged by his hanging balls causing you to be disoriented and temporarily blinded by warm scrotum causing not such a lovely awakening!
I didn't get much sleep last night bc my dude woke me up with A rumpylumpkin..i thought i went blind in my dreams but really his balls were covering my eyes..
RumpyLumpkin by WayChill March 13, 2020

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026