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lumpy rumpy 

micheal: jennifer has lumpy rumpy
brent: fax

Rumpylumpkin 

The act of inverting the male genetialia such that one can receive fellatio while defecating on a females chest.
Gary preformed the nearly impossible act of the rumpylumpkin as he twisted his junk upside down and fired a hot steamer on Megans chest, while receiving a tremendous blowjob
Rumpylumpkin by Farcus September 7, 2007

Lumpa Rumpa 

When someone goes dumpster diving, anf plays the ukulele, while sniffing the pudding, and drinking the orphan tears and runs a triathlon
Wow! I went threw a crazy lumpa rumpa.
Lumpa Rumpa by ThatBagle26 March 28, 2020

RumpyLumpkin 

When youre sound asleep then become awoken by your dude but you can't open your eyes bc he is standing squatting over your face with his ass cheeks ful spread whilst your eyes are total Tea bagged by his hanging balls causing you to be disoriented and temporarily blinded by warm scrotum causing not such a lovely awakening!
I didn't get much sleep last night bc my dude woke me up with A rumpylumpkin..i thought i went blind in my dreams but really his balls were covering my eyes..
RumpyLumpkin by WayChill March 13, 2020

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026