The act of inverting the male genetialia such that one can receive fellatio while defecating on a females chest.
Gary preformed the nearly impossible act of the rumpylumpkin as he twisted his junk upside down and fired a hot steamer on Megans chest, while receiving a tremendous blowjob
When youre sound asleep then become awoken by your dude but you can't open your eyes bc he is standing squatting over your face with his ass cheeks ful spread whilst your eyes are total Tea bagged by his hanging balls causing you to be disoriented and temporarily blinded by warm scrotum causing not such a lovely awakening!
I didn't get much sleep last night bc my dude woke me up with A rumpylumpkin..i thought i went blind in my dreams but really his balls were covering my eyes..
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.